Relax, heal, rejuvenate, detoxify and oxygenate! The SOQI Spa Bed does all these things for you. Whether in perfect health or dealing with minor to severe ailments, the SOQI Bed (SO means Solar, QI means Life Force Energy) is for everyone in all walks of life and settings. The unit features three Hothouse domes, an Electro Reflex Energizer and a Far Infrared Heating Pad that uses the principles of Far Infrared cellular healing and detoxing energy to help your muscles relax, detoxify, regenerate and de-stress. There are no side effects involved, no pain, no needles and no medication. The SOQI Bed also includes a storage shelf and a built in CD player with two speakers either side of your head, adjustable on the all in one control unit panel, located to the left of your head. The thing looks so damn fancy that you’ll certainly be able to lure in a lot of gullible and overweight customers with this thing if you get it installed in your weight loss clinic, spa, message parlor or beauty salon. You’ll just have to cough out a mere $4,096 to be able to own this quaint little money-minted machine for yourself.

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