Did you just get rescued from a famine-struck third-world country by a long-long filthy rich uncle? Do you have nothing but skin and bones to show for a figure and enough cash to buy a small island in the Pacific rim? Then you certainly need to get yourself invited to the charity auction that will see Victoria Beckham giving away her precious Roberto Cavalli costume that she wore on the recent Spice Girls tour. Of course you might need to get your uncle’s ‘people’ make a few phone calls because apparently Posh would consider offers from individuals- for the right price only, which of course means that the Swarovski crystals minidress worth $500,000 and the hideous gold corset and leggings worth something like $60,000 could well shoot up way above the asking price.

But hey, if you adored the Spice Girls as a kid, a few million dollars shouldn’t stop you from getting your hands on something drenched in Posh’s stale bodily fluids. P.S. I know Kate Moss could have been a major threat in your acquisition of the “memorabilia” items, but since she’s got her own itchy crystal-covered dress, your coast is all but clear.

via Hollyscoop245900