The thing I hate most about robots is that my geeky neighbor always seems to get one with better functions the moment I pay up on what I think was the coolest one out there. The competition was really getting on last nerve. So I found something that smarty pants next door can never beat- I got robots that don’t do anything! These non-functioning robot sculptures from Bennett Robot Works not only not do anything, they are even made from found objects got from garage dumps, basements, construction sites and garage sales! Ranging from 12 to 17 inches, each recycle-smart robot took a month to make and cost between $750 and $6,000. Hah! I’m gonna spend all those big bucks for robots that don’t even move. Beat that robo freak!

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