Filthy swing letting you down in front of you business partners at the club? Well how about you siphon off 55 grand from that secret off shore account and invest in this amazing Full Swing Golf simulator to practice at home! With a gigantic screen powered by a Windows based PC, you can swing away at any golf course anywhere on the face of the earth at the mere touch of a button. Two 360 degree curtains with infra-red beams emitting 60000 pulses per sec track the trajectory and speed of your shot and let you know in an instant just how bad you suck at t his game and just how many more decades of practice you’ll need to improve your handicap! It’s almost like having a personal golf trainer who won’t tell you to stop hogging on fries ‘cause all the fat’s going to your wrists. P.S. you might also have to kick out one of your kids or have Cousin Larry vacate the basement because you’ll need at least a 20 x 13 x 10.5 foot space to park the simulator.

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